"The Ten Commandments of Diesel Maintenance"
1. Thou shalt keep
thine engine clean and in adjustment that thy life in its company shall be long
and that the owner shall increase thy job longevity.
2. Know thine engine and all its parts and functions, else thou shalt be up some
tributary without means of locomotion.
3. Be not wise in thine own conceit. Remember the factory instructions and keep
them holy, lest false repairs be thine undoing.
4. Be not loose in thy jaw hinges for no man knoweth all about diesels. The
truly wise absorbeth much knowledge and exceedith little, and he who so doeth
shall gain repute among his fellows and favors among his superiors.
5. For all things in this life that thou desireth, thou shalt also pay plenty,
and for the wisdom of experience, no less. Advice from the multitudes costeth
nothing and usually worth as much.
6. In the books though mayest read what to do and when, but only the voice of
experience may tell thee why and how, else reading of what and when shall but
plague thee with smoke.
7. God maketh the earth rotate endlessly without bearing or oil, but not thy
diesel.
8. Curse not thine engine when it turneth not. Curse rather thine own neglect.
9. Steam engines and gas engines may long turn over though sloppy: a diesel not
so. With gauges and mic’s be though ever busy.
10. The eternal eye watcheth universal operations, but thou shalt not rely upon
it as to thy diesel. Thine own vigilance is the price thou payest for thy job.